- me: Oh what the fuck
- friend: what happened?
- me: this scenario I created in my head got intense
if she doesn’t text you when shes drunk then you aint da one
U WNANA FUKCINGN GO?? ????? grab an icecream together or something because u are attractive
Reading fanfiction is the worst because you start out with “I’ll just read this cute one shot” then suddenly it’s four am and you have 12 tabs open and you’re crying again because THEY DESERVE TO BE HAPPY WHY CANT THEY JUST BE HAPPY
— Heather Logan
This can also be applied to Emma and Regina on Once Upon A Time. if one of them were a man,there’d be no question of who they end up with.